Johann Kaiser VII

[Johann Kaiser VII]

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Name: johann kaiser vii
Alias: dr. kaiser
Gender: male
Age: n/a [39]
Birth Date: 11/12

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Height: 6'3"
Weight: 165lbs.
Build: slim/fit
Eye Colour: green
Hair Colour: red
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Kaiser is a man who stands roughly at 6'3", weighing in at around 165lbs of pure GAY LOVE. He's thin, yes, but don't underestimate his strength. Along with that deviously toothy grin goes his pale skin and eerily green eyes. Something unusual for a German, but something natural for himself. Though his hair isn't actually a natural red: it is brown. He dyes his hair red for the fun of it, though it is always hard to tell when the color is growing out. His brown hair is very light with almost a strawberry tint, somewhat like strawberry brown only more rotten. Heh.

Dr. Kaiser is well known for wearing a pair of red glasses and often wearing the attire of a white collared shirt, black vest, black gloves, black pants with some sort of decoraction or another, and that long white lab coat. He only wears the lab coat, however, because it "makes me feel like a mad scientist rather than a doctor." He is possibly mentally unstable, but he is none the less an amazing doctor. One of his other favorite accessories includes, well, students...

THE DRUGS DON'T WORK
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Likes:
.x. young males
.x. wrestling
.x. being a doctor
.x. taking advantage of privelages
Dislikes:
.x. being scolded
.x. people running away in the middle of an exam
.x. being told "no"
.x. being told what to do
Fears:
.x. German government
.x. a woman's wrath
.x. losing his job at Wammy
.x. asylums
Strengths:
.x. treating illness/injury
.x. wrestling
.x. languages German and English
.x. knife-handling
Weaknesses:
.x. keeping his hands off the students
.x. keeping his hands off the teachers
.x. his name [never call him "johann"]
.x. lack of respect
Specializations:
.x. treating illness/injury
.x. wrestling
.x. finding loopholes
.x. being pervy

Kaiser, to say it simply, is gay. He's happy! And gay. He's conceited, doesn't care about what you say, and loves to cuddle with anyone within arm's reach. He has been known to be extremely perverted, not a good doctor at all, and a horrible nuisance. And, well, all of this is true. Almost, anyway. The way he treats his patients is in no doubt likely illegal everywhere, but he does get the job done. He also does care for others. Surprisingly, he is a good guy to go talk to when something's bothering you. He can take things seriously and help you out, but it's likely that once you're through talking he'll quickly change the subject by pinching... well, something. He's a good guy, really. Past all that pervertedness, he's a good person... Sort of...

Kaiser doesn't like frowns. Laughter is the best medicine, ya know. He believes in this strongly, but perhaps acts on it too strongly. His attention span seems small except when he knows you're coming to talk. He may as well be a counselor, as well, except that he often handles situations in inappropriate ways, such as helping students take revenge on others and other such illegal things like theft. He's just... fun?

FUN! Kaiser is a fun character. Really! He can be the comic relief... Because from now on, you may begin finding him wandering around these halls looking for heads to experiment on.

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Family: n/a
Heritage: german [supposedly]
Hometown: [unknown], germany
Birthplace: [unknown], germany

Johann Kaiser VII is the seventh generation doctor. Like his father, his father's father, his father's father's father, and so on... he became a doctor. Was it difficult? Barely. Growing up Johann found little task in the art of surgery and breezed through naming prescriptions for any sickness. School was hardly a challenge as far as anything science and math went went. It was this simple. Many people admired his brilliant mind and the best doctors all over Germany were offering him internships. He was quick to take up one, at the age of 15, with a neurosurgeon. The man was impressed, just like all the others, and took to caring for the boy's education personally. Everything involving education was paid for, and Johann even received permission to participate in- though having minimal involvement- surgery. His parents were proud to say the least.

It had never occurred to anyone that Dr. Kaiser, at the ripe age of 21, would suddenly be caught experimenting on the patients. He was quickly removed from his ranks as one of the top neurosurgeons in Japan as well as a doctor at all. Infuriated, Kaiser took after the government to try and alter his own papers. He was caught a year later having disguised himself as a gynecologist. He was immediately banished from Germany from then on.

This also had some sway in his sexuality. He'd had too much fun in his previous job and, well, now he was in need of something knew. When he'd met with Roger of the Wammy House, he quickly agreed to becoming the doctor there. Perhaps he could find his calling? Or at least something to do? Luckily it wouldn't matter if anyone died. Nobody knew their names, anyway, though Roger had made it clear what would happen if anything did happen to the children. But at least the old man hadn't remained specific on what he could and couldn't do. As long as the kids got better, right?

Here is out gay doctor, now, working with a flirtatious nurse. He does have fun with the female race every now and again, but his sights right now are set on the male species. Oh, yes. Healthy, young, genius boys. It was Heaven!

YOU'RE GONNA GO FAR, KID
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Name: NC
Age: eighteen
Experience: seven years
Codeword: Don't Look Here.
Fun fact: i luff you all.
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[ a reply to L in a thread ]

He laughed aloud at the man's reaction. He seemed so uncertain about the doctor and the nurse. Kaiser, however, let the man be for the moment as he looked back at Rosanna. So maybe he did enjoy having her look so much like a child. Despite all he normally says and how he tries to get away from her so often, he did make her specifically his nurse for a reason. All the other doctors at Wammy's were so professional. He would have gone mad with a sane nurse, or perhaps she would have snapped first? Well, whatever, it just couldn't work out any other way. This duo... wasn't an unstoppable force, but one that could certainly unsettle the most firm of men... or women.

"Four?" he repeated, his voice somewhat high. He listened to the rest, but he was also able to let his mind go over them thoroughly. Though he, himself, would normally take six for a headache, this boy's obviously low weight shouldn't be taking too many within such a short period of time. And where on earth did he have to be? No time to sleep? He made it sound like it was a privelage rather than a necessity. Was he aware that he was flesh and bone? He was no reaper.

Kaiser raised a brow as he suddenly cleared his voice. Now what?... Oh, he thought he would need to leave. No, he thought he could get away. Kaiser gave a loud 'HA!' and walked with firm, loud steps over toward the- unbeknownst to him- detective.

"No need! Sleep! Doctor's orders. Not sure we can give you much more medicine, but we can give you a place to sleep. And if you don't lay down for at least a little while I'll have to call up Roger for permission to wrestle you to sleep, junge. You look a little old to be a student, but somehow I doubt you're a teacher." Kaiser gave the man a grin. "No social skills. I can tell."

He looked back at Rosanna. "Though normally I'd say shoot him up, today I'll leave it to sleep. If a student actually died I'd be in a Hell hole of trouble."

[Rhiatte]

Accepted, of course.